About Chris Wood Splitting
Logs fear us. Stumps hate us. Customers love us.🌲🪓🔥
Hi there — we're a father-and-son team proudly running Chris Wood Splitting, your go-to crew for wood splitting, firewood prep, pressure washing, and light-duty tractor work in King County and Surrounding areas. What started as a simple side hustle turned into a full-blown mission to help our community with honest work, fair prices, and a good sense of humor. 🤝🌞🧰
We bring a 37-ton hydraulic wood splitter, a work ethic that doesn’t quit, and just enough sarcasm to keep things fun. Whether you’ve got green rounds, dry logs, or a woodpile that’s starting to feel like a marriage problem — we’ve got your back. 💪
“Call us before your spouse threatens to rent a splitter.”
We’ve split cords in the rain, hauled logs in the snow, and stacked wood through more heatwaves than we care to count. We’re reliable, we show up when we say we will, and we don’t leave until the job is done right.
Making love stronger — one sore back at a time. 💞🧍🧍
Need marriage counseling? Forget the therapist. One hour of log splitting with Chris Wood Splitting will have you hating the hard work and loving each other again. 💥💑🪓
We save relationships — one log at a time.
Some couples do dinner dates. Others do therapy.
Ours?
We hand you a maul, fire up the splitter, and let the bonding begin. 💪❤️🪓
“Splitting logs, not relationships”
Chris Wood Splitting offers:
- Full & half cord splitting
- Bucking rounds & yarding logs
- Stump grinding & tree trimming
- Light tractor work
- Pressure washing
- Landscaping, mulching & more
We know you could rent a splitter.
We know you could DIY.
But if you’d rather save your back (and maybe your weekend), we’re just a call away.
“Real men split wood. Real smart ones hire me.”
Let’s work something out — fair prices, fast service, and a team you can trust.
Call or text Chris anytime during business hours (after-hours for emergencies only... or chainsaw drama).